Using the School Budget to Buy Things

Teachers don't get paid nearly enough, especially when the exchange rate drops to half of what it once was. So, in times of need, every responsible teacher will in turn use the school budget to bring a little more happiness into their lives.

In my case, the school has recently purchased three things. Two iguanas and one fog machine. While originally I named the iguanas Dr. Argyle and Freddy Four Fingers, the students did not fully realize the genius of the epithets, and instead have reverted to Igu & Ana. Philistines. Here is a picture of them on my couch. Better pictures to come.




Secondly, the school put together a haunted hallway type of thing for halloween, for which we suggested student council buy an expensive fog machine. Shortly after halloween, the fog machine disappeared. Shortly after that, the fog machine showed up in our apartment. Shortly after that, we had a fog party. It got ridiculous. I don't think sitting in a room full of fog for 6 hours while drinking heavily can possibly be good for your health.


Above: Prepping for the fog party in Studio B